Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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