She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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