yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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