JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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