All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Non-Jews are for practice
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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