ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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