Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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