Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
that is very illegal...i love you.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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