He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.