his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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