thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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