The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
ttyl tear gas
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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