we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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