Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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