that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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