There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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