no, he came in my armpit
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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