yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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