So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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