Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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