Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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