After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
