i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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