We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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