Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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