remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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