the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Well I just put wine in my tea
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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