all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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