At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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