clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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