filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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