hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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