do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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