he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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