so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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