Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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