Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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