is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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