CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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