this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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