He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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