Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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