At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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