just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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