I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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