Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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