so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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