VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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