yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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