Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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