if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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