I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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