I forgot how hot balto sounded
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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